Amy Schumer Gets Stitches After Broken Scissors Stab Her Ankle While Opening a Bag of Pet Fish: 'Yes, I Blame the Fish'

On November 9, American comedian Amy Schumer, 45, posted a photo of a broken pair of kitchen scissors to her Instagram Stories. While she was opening a bag holding her family's new pet fish, half of the scissors fell to the floor and landed point-up just as she stepped down, stabbing her in the ankle. A doctor later stitched the wound at her home. She captioned the photo a "freak accident with these scissors" and added one word: "Dangerous."
In a follow-up video, Schumer explained what happened. "Essentially, I was rushing in to open the bag of fishies," she said. "And half the kitchen scissors fell off and landed at an upward angle just as I was stepping down and it stabbed my ankle." The video showed a doctor stitching up the bloody cut on her ankle. She did not say where the accident happened.
Stitched up, Schumer was still in a joking mood. "Yes, I blame the fish," she told her followers. She then introduced the three newest members of the household swimming in the tank, naming them Floppy, Flippy and Goldy.
According to Page Six and E! News, Schumer has not posted any further update on the injury. She regularly shares health and life updates with her followers on social media, and the scissors mishap became her latest widely shared everyday moment.
Source: Amy Schumer on Instagram
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Photo: 图:Amy Schumer本人资料图(2015年摄于South by Southwest,Anna Hanks摄,CC BY 2.0,经Wikimedia Commons),已预裁为精确16:9成品(头部完整留边、双眼睁开)。/ Amy Schumer (file photo, 2015, South by Southwest, by Anna Hanks, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons), pre-cropped to an exact 16:9 frame with her full head and open eyes.

